7.24.11 - Kreepy in Kanosha

Due to some unfortunate circumstances at Project Lodge in Madison, we suddenly find ourselves with a free day. We bid Chicago adieu in the early afternoon and drive until we're hungry. Kenosha, Wisconsin it is!
Why is nearly every building downtown empty, for rent, for sale or all three? Who is Captain Porky? Why so many churches? Who left that disembodied arm there? How long will that trumpet player toot out the same off-key rendition of "Fly Me To The Moon"? What's up with the Civil War obsession? Who's  living in a tent behind the abandoned Circle K? Why is the hair on the back of my neck standing up? We may never know the answers...